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The 5 stages of grief greed....
01
Denial
01
Denial
You tell yourself that everything is fine. As a beta cuck, life is fantastic. Your boss is your friend and one day things are going to just work out. Also, she's just helping Chad out, there is definitely nothing going on there, she still loves you.
You are likely stuck here, at the bottom of the pit.
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02
Anger
02
Anger
Your old boss got a Lambo and your intern is now your boss. Plus, she doesn't want to talk to you, but Chad gave you the friend talk.
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03
Bargaining
03
Bargaining
You try to delude yourself. It's not them, it's you. You need to put in more hours, work harder and be nicer to your girl. Sign up for cooking classes ASAP.
It's your red-or-blue pill moment.
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04
Depression
04
Depression
Your intern fired you because you're overqualified. Your girl moved in with Chad, They want to stay friends with you, so you're welcome to cook for them.
Last chance to snap out of it.
05
Acceptance
05
Acceptance
Just like a Phoenix, you rise from the ashes. F**k them all, you deserve it all. Take the Vault, take the Lambo, take the Mansion, take the babes. Eat protein and breathe out fire. Greed is good.
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